"It's a penis free blog"

I just said that to my best friend, john david. I told him to check out my newest post on the dirty things I keep in my mouth, but then had to clarify that this is a penis free blog. I would put up a poll to see if we should keep it that way, but thankfully the only penises that I deal with on a regular basis involve excalibur and some rubber gloves. Or not. Depends on the horse. Goodness gracious, I am quite the hunter princess. Braiding my own horses and now glove free sheath cleaning. So, I guess it's not a penis free blog. It just has a "must be this long to be featured" requirement.